A face journey through Riverdale S02E13 via Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
Riverdale is a visceral journey, and can’t always be described in words. Join us then, as we go on a Face Journey through Riverdale S02E13 with facial expression extraordinaire Lucille Bluth, guest starring from her own show Arrested Development…
When it’s only been three episodes but you’re already over Chic and his webcamming-and-accidentally-murdering-people-but-not-necessarily-at-the-same-time ways.
When Hiram and Hermione actually take war council about their beef with the South Side Serpents from their seventeen-year-old daughter Veronica.
When Archie goes to have a secret meeting with FBI Agent Adams, and Adams turns up wearing the most fugly ostentatiously noticable hat you’ve ever seen.
When Betty finds out that the accidental murder victim wasn’t actually Chic’s John but was in fact his drug dealer, and then proceeds to give Chic the ticking off that he deserves.
When you get frustrated because you’re just not feeling the weird gothic madam story line happening between Cheryl and her wishes-she-were-a-courtesan mum.
When J.P comes through as Betty and Alice’s friendly neighbourhood dead body dispenser and has a sweet hand holding moment with Alice at Pop’s which HINTS at a possible future romance between the two.
When it turns out that it’s actually Hermione who is the Don of the Lodge family, and that Hiram was just a sexy moll the whole time.